Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?
wake up america
Fucking Paul and Josh in the background…
This just in:
Not to be outdone by Facebook’s new “Nearby Friends” feature, Smartphone developers have just announced a new feature for all Android and iOS smartphones called “JUST CALL THE PERSON, GODDAMN IT.”
“tumblr needs its own island!!! xDD”
Nintendo ad, 1990
did this kid kill his parents? why does he get to live like this?
crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint
"God, you have a call, Line 3. Sounds like a complaint."
My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food
IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
it’s like a ballet
I was on Facebook and I realized, I don’t hate Facebook… I hate people.