NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER
Clumsy, adorable murder
IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME
I need 20
"I’ll ki-oh no I dropped the knife!asfgh I’m falling!"
Well fuck you too.
For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer
pokemon aint real hows that answer
YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Wouldn’t it just be Bulbasaur? Since the question is asking which IS the first Pokemon, as opposed to which WAS the first?
this made me laugh way too hard.
In other news… Met the lead singer of Paramore on the bus today.
I was home alone and someone rang my doorbell and i looked through my window and saw some people wearing Mitt Romney shirts and i thought they would try to tell me why i should vote for him
So I opened the door like this
"beauty is in the eye of — THE BOULDER"
red white and blue
isnt that the french flag though
not this time america
I’m sorry Britain.
Had to do it
Now wait just a minute
Please please please dont let this hit 100k i will be so very mad if this is my first 100k post please
are we happy?
I was going to make the Welsh flag using this but then I remembered it features a heavily intricate design of a dragon.
fixed it ^^
The fucking welsh dragon. Oh, it’s a glorious flag.
The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.
the comment perfected this post
hey this is normal shit
FUCKING ANGRY SHIT
this is whispering shit
THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT
scared to say things shit
fucking pay attention shit
I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.
Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
This is transcendental.
Most hardcore kids don’t care about sustainability.
They burn everyone out. They refuse to pay bands what they’re worth, and refuse to allow promoters to make a profit. They won’t pay what a 7” is worth, making the pressing of the format most closely tied to the culture nothing but a promotional item or loss leader.
They don’t understand the idea of a markup on goods. They believe that breaking even is the same as sustainable.
The markup on a punk 7” is 100%. That sounds good, right? Look at the projected sales and tell me that 100% markup is sustainable. Can’t. The numbers aren’t there.
Punk LPs are $10-$12. Indie rock LPs are $20. This might seem like a small difference, but I assure you it makes a MASSIVE difference to the artist.
If Converge called themselves a metal band, people wouldn’t think twice about $30+ tickets. But, because the band is closely associated with hardcore, there’s an entitlement on the part of the fans.
That’s a choice Converge has made and I don’t presume to tell the band how to do business. But, I would argue the fan who is unwilling to pay more is misinformed at best and a true jerkoff at worst.
"What’s the most you’d pay for a hardcore show?" Should never be a separate question from, "What’s the most you’d pay for a show?"
But what can you say to a world that believes Rob Zombie is worth more than Converge because the former has papermache tigers on stage?