My Name is URL
you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

continueshow:

Fucking Paul and Josh in the background…

continueshow:

Fucking Paul and Josh in the background…

This just in:
Not to be outdone by Facebook’s new “Nearby Friends” feature, Smartphone developers have just announced a new feature for all Android and iOS smartphones called “JUST CALL THE PERSON, GODDAMN IT.”

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

“tumblr needs its own island!!! xDD”

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donnerpartyofone:

80s-90s-stuff:

Nintendo ad, 1990


did this kid kill his parents? why does he get to live like this?

donnerpartyofone:

80s-90s-stuff:

Nintendo ad, 1990

did this kid kill his parents? why does he get to live like this?

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

"God, you have a call, Line 3. Sounds like a complaint."

willyciraptor:


circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food

willyciraptor:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

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did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

So this is happening.

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

So this is happening.

humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

disappears:

I was on Facebook and I realized, I don’t hate Facebook… I hate people.